Date of Alternative Facts Night Changed
Millions Flood Pacifics Servers Demanding July 1st Date
San Rafael, CA – The highly praised, best event ever, “Alternative Facts Night”, was scheduled was originally scheduled when the Pacifics host the Pittsburg Diamonds at 5:05 P.M on August 4th at Albert park in San Rafael. Today the Pacifics announced that millions of paid protesters jammed the Pacifics switchboard and private email servers to demand the event be staged on July 1st instead.
Protesters are demanding the date change in reaction to the revelation that the original August 4th date falls on former President Obama’s birthday and is part of a totally biased effort to promote the fake news that he was actually born.
“It is sad and very dishonest for paid protesters to spread such vicious lies,” Pacifics media czar Greg Mroz said. “We’re going to change the date to July 1st because it proves how great we are. Very unfair.”
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